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| Mwamba | Sep 5 2010, 03:29 PM Post #46 |
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Yays. Votes from everybody. ^-^ One upon a midnight dreary, the wolves were rather teary. Bored they were, they bemoaned. So into the village they roamed. Off they were to sauté brains. And below their first victim lain... Epic_footstool was the first slain "You fools" was her last phrase Curiously (the wolves were amazed) Footstool burned herself alive Thus choosing her terms of death. But shrugged the wolves, barbecue And took their cue, at Epic's last breath, To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive to eat but forget the hominy. The villagers gathered later at Epic's funeral. They were to be mourning but all around there was warning of evil within the village's midst. accusations everywhere but finally votes were cast on Epic's body (written there with a sharpie.) (Since her body was completely gone it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.) There was a spat but it was agreed that it was David Cat's time to die. A plea of 'But on torrents I always seed' did not help his credibility. Nay to say he couldn't get away and he was lynched. And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf. (Wolf #2 and Resistance feel free to PM now.) Oh yeah. And here's the technical information. David Cat -3 NathanielandBart-2 Sentynel-3 And random.org was determined to get DC it seemed. The first three clicks indicated for his blood. Edited by Mwamba, Sep 5 2010, 03:43 PM.
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| Epic_Footstool | Sep 5 2010, 03:36 PM Post #47 |
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Utukku
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First of all: epic poem, once again! You are truly awesome with poetry! ![]() Second of all: If I burnt myself alive, what body were you guys writing on? Third of all: HA! Now I'm not the only dead one!
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Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style. Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle. | |
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| Captain Internets | Sep 5 2010, 03:38 PM Post #48 |
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Marid
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Sigh.
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sentynel is gay
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| Mwamba | Sep 5 2010, 03:38 PM Post #49 |
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Oops. Ignore the plot hole then. We wrote on the container containing your ashes.
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 5 2010, 03:38 PM.
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| Epic_Footstool | Sep 5 2010, 03:39 PM Post #50 |
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Utukku
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I cannot believe you guys defaced the container containing my ashes with a sharpie. Someone better have drawn a picture of Barti on it. |
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Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style. Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle. | |
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| Mwamba | Sep 5 2010, 03:42 PM Post #51 |
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dancing piranha
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Fixed plot hole.
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| nathanielandbartimaeus | Sep 5 2010, 04:00 PM Post #52 |
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Haha. Excellent poem. How long does it take you to make one up? |
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"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein "I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel. <@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed. | |
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| Mwamba | Sep 5 2010, 04:04 PM Post #53 |
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Erm, no clue. Maybe five-ten minutes I would guess (in between facebook and and the like since I have short attention span. >.>) |
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| nathanielandbartimaeus | Sep 5 2010, 04:08 PM Post #54 |
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Marid
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Oh wow, I'm sure it would have taken me longer. I could have babbled nonsense within seconds, but to get a poem within a context would have taken longer for me. The last time I wrote a poem that big, it took me at least 30 minutes. |
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| Mwamba | Sep 5 2010, 04:14 PM Post #55 |
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I'm only doing about one stanza at a time. Actually, when playing this game, it would be awesome if you all made accusations to each other in haikus. Sadly enough though, I can't afford to bribe anyone into doing so at this time.
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| nathanielandbartimaeus | Sep 5 2010, 04:20 PM Post #56 |
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Um, I might consider that if I feel like accusing someone else (DC was easy =p). No need of bribes (it would be fun to try) and no promises from my side either .
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| Epic_Footstool | Sep 5 2010, 05:40 PM Post #57 |
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Utukku
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Don't worry Mwamba! I shall write in haiku form; It's too fun not to! ![]() The plot hole is fixed And DC has just been lynched Thanks for both of those! I suppose the wolf, Being a cunning fellow, Must be Sentynel. |
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Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style. Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle. | |
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| Nero | Sep 5 2010, 07:10 PM Post #58 |
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I'd like to point out: I was right.AHA! Edited by Nero, Sep 5 2010, 07:10 PM.
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| Lilith | Sep 5 2010, 10:04 PM Post #59 |
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As Mwamba almost Stumbled upon this morning I've done this before. http://creativewriting.freeforums.org/the-bad-haiku-game-t447.html |
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| Mwamba | Sep 6 2010, 01:26 AM Post #60 |
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One upon a midnight dreary, the wolves were rather teary. Bored they were, they bemoaned. So into the village they roamed. Off they were to sauté brains. And below their first victim lain... Epic_footstool was the first slain "You fools" was her last phrase Curiously (the wolves were amazed) Footstool burned herself alive Thus choosing her terms of death. But shrugged the wolves, barbecue And took their cue, at Epic's last breath, To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive to eat but forget the hominy. The villagers gathered later at Epic's funeral. They were to be mourning but all around there was warning of evil within the village's midst. accusations everywhere but finally votes were cast on Epic's body (written there with a sharpie.) (Since her body was completely gone it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.) There was a spat but it was agreed that it was David Cat's time to die. A plea of 'But on torrents I always seed' did not help his credibility. Nay to say he couldn't get away and he was lynched. And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf. DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it swore till the last. To the woods had to flee to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice it was but the calculations it stumbled more (what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice days it was a struggle and its diet was beans. Finally it was decided to be death by lice for its enemy. The deduction was sound. Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance member's dead body was found on ground. A crown of those critters on her head so dense. Members, send in votes now please. Members still playing in case any of you would be too lazy to look it up.
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 6 2010, 02:53 AM.
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