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Policía de Noche
Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,629 Views)
Epic_Footstool
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Utukku
Mwamba
Aug 29 2010, 03:23 PM
One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...
(Wolves this is your cue to PM me
lest I pick arbitrarily for you DC. :P)
That is an awesome display of poetry. :D
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Yes, it is. And it is a badass idea.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Mwamba
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Behold, it shall be epic poetry by the end.

One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

So vote up people for the wolves. The sooner the better. :)


Edited by Mwamba, Aug 31 2010, 12:11 AM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Nero
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I like this new form.
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Epic_Footstool
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You know, I kind of expected to die first. But I wouldn't have it any other way...burning is an apt way to go for a footstool. xD
Also, when did I become male...?
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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When Dansariki learned of your existence lol
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Nero
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Aug 30 2010, 11:04 PM
When Dansariki learned of your existence lol
I just died reading that.
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Aug 30 2010, 10:36 PM
You know, I kind of expected to die first. But I wouldn't have it any other way...burning is an apt way to go for a footstool. xD
Also, when did I become male...?
Oops. :$
MWAMBA IS HUNGRY FOR VOTES.
(Please?)
Edited by Mwamba, Aug 31 2010, 12:13 AM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Aug 31 2010, 12:12 AM
Epic_Footstool
Aug 30 2010, 10:36 PM
You know, I kind of expected to die first. But I wouldn't have it any other way...burning is an apt way to go for a footstool. xD
Also, when did I become male...?
Oops. :$
MWAMBA IS HUNGRY FOR VOTES.
(Please?)
When's the deadline?
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Mwamba
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Well, it's a school week so I'll say Thursday, September 2nd 1010 at some point at night in Central Time.

Yesh, that's when votes are due then. :)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Aug 30 2010, 11:59 PM
rubberchickenben
Aug 30 2010, 11:04 PM
When Dansariki learned of your existence lol
I just died reading that.
Same here =D.

Just went through the list of people playing and I realized Gladstone isn't playing. And I reckon Fuzz has been busy.
Anyway, DC is undoubtedly the wolf.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Aug 30 2010, 11:59 PM
rubberchickenben
Aug 30 2010, 11:04 PM
When Dansariki learned of your existence lol
I just died reading that.
Is there something you guys need to tell me about Dansariki...?


I suspect its n&b again, for no apparent reason. xD
Edited by Epic_Footstool, Aug 31 2010, 09:34 AM.
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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Epic_Footstool
Aug 31 2010, 09:27 AM
Nero
Aug 30 2010, 11:59 PM
rubberchickenben
Aug 30 2010, 11:04 PM
When Dansariki learned of your existence lol
I just died reading that.
Is there something you guys need to tell me about Dansariki...?


Oh yes, there are loads. Dansariki, or more appropriately, Datsyuk, is gender-blind. He has referred to me as a guy at least 5 times and in spite of me repeatedly correcting him. He has called Fuzzy a guy too to a couple of times or so. Again, with people correcting him after every mistake. And when a newbie joins, he usually refers to the person as a guy without even bothering to check the person's gender. The admins have even thought about making the words showing others gender big and glowing specially for him.

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I suspect its n&b again, for no apparent reason. xD

No, it cannot be me without a good, valid reason. Only DC fits that "without apparent reason".
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Captain Internets
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I blame Sentynel.
Posted Imagesentynel is gay
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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For everyone thinking that it is you without a good reason? But honestly, he is not responsible for it =p.
DC is the wolf. I rest my case.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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