| Welcome. We hope you enjoy your visit to Bartiforums.com Since 2005 we've been a place for Bart fans to come together, discuss the books and other things. Jonathan Stroud himself is also a member of our community and you have the chance to talk to him. All you need to do is register an account. Once registering you'll have the ability to set up and customise your profile, and access the options to post replies. Registration is completely free. There are no costs for access to any part of our board. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: (Advanced Login) |
| Night Police Game: The Fellowship of the Fang; The next instalment in this epic series | |
|---|---|
| Topic Started: Feb 15 2010, 03:08 PM (6,806 Views) | |
| FuzzyLobster | Feb 23 2010, 08:30 PM Post #61 |
|
Marid
|
I did not start the "n&b is the wolf" bandwagon. |
![]() "Few injustices [can be] deeper than the denial of an opportunity to strive or even to hope, by a limit imposed from without, but falsely identified as lying within.” ― Stephen Jay Gould FOUNDER OF THE SAM THE BARMAN FANCLUB: QUOTE IN YOUR SIG TO JOIN | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Asmoral_The_Resolute | Feb 24 2010, 04:17 AM Post #62 |
![]()
Utukku
|
It was past seven when the bitter old teacher limped out of office and stumbled towards his car, his trick leg playing it's usual tricks on him. It had been a miserable day for the bitter old educator, his students didn't respect him and seemed to have no willingness to learn. He was a bitter old man who had lived through a life of hardship and grief, he tended to take this out on anyone and everyone, intentionally referring to people in the opposite gender or snapping at anything he didn't agree with. As he slotted the key into the door of his rusted old VW golf a swing in the playground squeaked on his hinges, the teacher swung round ready to blast at any child making unsupervised use of school equipment but the swing was empty. He turned back to his car cursing the wind, he muttered at his forgetfulness as he realized he had pushed the key into a door he had evidently already opened. He put some old classic music on the radio as he began the drive home. The drive was uneventful up until the turning toward the forest, the teacher's heart jumped as he thought he saw a pair of eyes glint in his rear vision mirror but in an instant they were gone. The Teacher turned his attention back to his driving, as soon as he became unaware a viciously clawed hand reached over the seat and tore the teacher's throat from his neck. The twins bailed from the car before it went of the road and smashed into a factory, they would return to pick the corpse clean after it seasoned as cat nip from the silo began to flood through the cars smashed wind screen turning red with the blood of the bitter miserable old ogre formerly known as DAVID CAT. |
| Mindi Jackson , I think I'm in love. Now I just need to get famous. | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| SevenPentacles | Feb 24 2010, 04:35 AM Post #63 |
|
Horla
|
I can totally see DC being that.
Edited by SevenPentacles, Feb 24 2010, 04:36 AM.
|
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Asmoral_The_Resolute | Feb 24 2010, 05:18 AM Post #64 |
![]()
Utukku
|
lol, love the maths joke in your avi 7P |
| Mindi Jackson , I think I'm in love. Now I just need to get famous. | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| nathanielandbartimaeus | Feb 24 2010, 02:55 PM Post #65 |
|
Marid
|
Nobody really started it. And if anyone still believes I am the wolf, I just have to say, you are barking up the wrong tree. And I voted. |
|
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein "I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel. <@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed. | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Canis Lupus | Feb 24 2010, 04:40 PM Post #66 |
|
Foliot
|
Reading the story from a cell is hard to do. !! |
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| SevenPentacles | Feb 24 2010, 10:32 PM Post #67 |
|
Horla
|
thanks
? |
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Nero | Feb 25 2010, 12:02 AM Post #68 |
![]()
The Canadian
|
He's online on a cellphone. |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| FuzzyLobster | Feb 25 2010, 12:15 AM Post #69 |
|
Marid
|
Pfft, don't let Nero's explanations fool you, Canis is actually in jail. |
![]() "Few injustices [can be] deeper than the denial of an opportunity to strive or even to hope, by a limit imposed from without, but falsely identified as lying within.” ― Stephen Jay Gould FOUNDER OF THE SAM THE BARMAN FANCLUB: QUOTE IN YOUR SIG TO JOIN | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| SevenPentacles | Feb 25 2010, 01:54 AM Post #70 |
|
Horla
|
*Mentally blocks out Nero's explanation* |
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Canis Lupus | Feb 25 2010, 04:07 AM Post #71 |
|
Foliot
|
yes thats right. im in prison. someone should send me a care package. thanks. |
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| nathanielandbartimaeus | Feb 25 2010, 04:07 PM Post #72 |
|
Marid
|
Prison=criminal=wolf. |
|
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein "I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel. <@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed. | |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Captain Internets | Feb 25 2010, 04:56 PM Post #73 |
![]()
Marid
|
What, so you can run around reeeeeally fast and stab all the guards? /CoD joke |
sentynel is gay
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| SevenPentacles | Feb 25 2010, 10:13 PM Post #74 |
|
Horla
|
/hates shooting/ WW2 videogames |
|
| |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| Nero | Feb 25 2010, 11:30 PM Post #75 |
![]()
The Canadian
|
COD isn't WW2 anymore. |
| Offline Profile | _Quote Top |
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · General Chat · Next Topic » |

Search
Members
Rules
IRC
Help
Settings
Messaging (
Sign Out




7:25 PM Jul 11