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Bartimaeus' Catch Phrase; the thing in which he boasts his achieve
Topic Started: Mar 2 2009, 12:14 AM (747 Views)
Damonenkopf
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well, i just finished PG and i wanted to make a new catch phrase (the place where he boasts about his task) for bartimaeus. How does this sound:

"I AM BARTIMAEUS!! I am Sakhr al-Jinni, N'gorso the Mighty, and the Serpent of Silver Plumes!! I am the vanquisher of Nouda the Terrible; the destroyer of Faquarl, Jabor, and a thousand other djinn and afrits!! I have weilded the Staff of Gladstone, stole the Amulet of Samarkand! I have spoken with Solomon and run with the buffalo fathers of the plain! I have rebuilt the walls of Prague, Uruk, and Karnak. I have smote golems and have preserved empires. I am BARTIMAEUS!!" :leader:

what do u think? what do u think he should say?? :djinni:
Edited by Damonenkopf, Mar 3 2009, 11:10 PM.

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Nero
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He doesn't need a catch phrase. He's that awesome.
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Damonenkopf
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yea

but doesnt he always say that to scare ppl.....?

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For little kiddies like Nathaniel in AoS, yes. Otherwise boasting is almost a hobby for spirits.
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Catch phrase??? That would degrade the character of Bartimaeus significantly. I agree with Nero.
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Why aren't Ramuthera or Nouda mentioned in his boasting?

Barti never seemed that dignified to me. He just simply knows how to edit and narrate. :P
Edited by Mwamba, Mar 3 2009, 02:26 PM.
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Or to twist the truth to its limits. I am seriously in no mood to type a speech for Barty now. It's taking all my will-power to keep myself awake. I'll do it the next time.
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to mwamba: i mentioned nouda but not ramuthra cuz he didnt really "fight" her

to everyone else: i dont mean catch phrase as in "catch phrase", i meant the part when he boasts to intimidate ppl...

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Mar 3 2009, 11:10 PM
to mwamba: i mentioned nouda but not ramuthra cuz he didnt really "fight" her

to everyone else: i dont mean catch phrase as in "catch phrase", i meant the part when he boasts to intimidate ppl...
Nothing is beyond exaggeration. He told Nouda "Ramuthera fled before me" somewhere I think.
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"I AM BARTIMAEUS!! I am Sakhr al-Jinni, N'gorso the Mighty, and the Serpent of Silver Plumes!! I have vanquished Nouda the Terrible; destroyed mighty Jabor of Karnak, Faquarl of Sparta, and the clever Tchue! Ramuthra knelt to me; Golems crumble under my gaze! Countless empires have risen at my command and fallen at my feet! I have wielded the cruel Staff of Gladstone and Amulet of Samarkand! I have spoken with Solomon, run with the buffalo fathers of the plain! I have rebuilt the walls of Prague, Uruk, and Karnak. I view no equal and stand my ground! I AM BARTIMAEUS!!"

How's that?
I took yours and made it mine.
Your source material :)
I kept your exclamation points.

Typical Bart comment: grain of truth exaggerated for his gain.
It works :)
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Edited by Dansariki, Mar 11 2009, 03:24 AM.
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They're very long catch-phrases...
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Well, less catchphrases than posturing.
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"I am Bartimaeus! I destroyed half the djinni, afrits, marids, higher spirits and golems in the world! I have rebuilt half the walls of the world! I have held half the amulet and talismans in the world! I have seen half the world's empires rise and fall! I have been with half the famous people in the world! I have half a million different names! Fear me!"

And that is the condensed version, which is still extremely tedious.
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Somewhere in it he should say something like "I have been where no djinni has gone and lived to tell the tale."

Unless any other human/spirit hybrids survived?
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"I am Bartimaeus, and I am awesome beyond comprehension."
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