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| Topic Started: Jun 22 2008, 08:41 PM (1,910 Views) | |
| Mwamba | Jun 22 2008, 08:41 PM Post #1 |
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Even the Paoman is being given a run for his money. This book will be like a trainwreck. Horrendous, but you can't take your eyes off of it.Can't wait for Twilight in Edward's point of view, with all his yummy Bella blood-drinking fantasies. (The other fantasies will be crossed out with a black sharpie.) Has anybody else read the first chapter of Breaking Dawn yet? |
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| Ianna | Jun 22 2008, 09:51 PM Post #2 |
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Yeah, my excited friends made me. I wanted to shoot myself...well actually, I have turned the Twilight Saga into a parody of romance novels. When you look at them that way they are quite hilarious. |
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| Mwamba | Jun 22 2008, 10:06 PM Post #3 |
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Are they going to the midnight party as well? Mine are. |
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| Ianna | Jul 17 2008, 08:25 PM Post #4 |
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Um, yes. And I'm going too. Advice: Never, ever, ever pre-order from a bookstore your friend's birthday presents. Especially when they offer midnight parties. And then never, ever, ever, ever crash when they give you big eyes and say something about birthdays and make you promise to go. Ever. |
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"You belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart." | |
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| Nero | Jul 17 2008, 09:17 PM Post #5 |
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Ever?
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| Ianna | Jul 17 2008, 10:16 PM Post #6 |
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Well, unless someone points a gun at your head. I was at the library with my friend today, she was analyzing the new quotes of the day.. |
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| FuzzyLobster | Jul 17 2008, 11:47 PM Post #7 |
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Thankfully I have only one friend (well two, but I haven't seen the other one for about a year now) who has even read them. |
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| Ianna | Jul 18 2008, 04:19 AM Post #8 |
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Apparently, there's a girl at my school who believes she and Edward are engaged. |
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| FuzzyLobster | Jul 18 2008, 10:24 AM Post #9 |
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Hmm... And does everyone else think she's delusional? |
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| Nero | Jul 18 2008, 12:47 PM Post #10 |
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There's always delusional people. Or it's just a huge running gag. |
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| Ianna | Jul 18 2008, 03:17 PM Post #11 |
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Er, yes. My sister decided to inform me there's a "vampire coven" at her school of three girls who've convinced themselves they're vampires after reading Twilight. They bite people. |
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| kitty jones | Jul 21 2008, 08:52 PM Post #12 |
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I think they might be a bit over-enthusiastic about the whole vampire thing.....as well as being slightly freaky...!
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| FuzzyLobster | Jul 21 2008, 09:16 PM Post #13 |
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I know someone (16 years old, sad) who bites people. She's bipolar. |
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| kitty jones | Jul 22 2008, 09:11 PM Post #14 |
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Doesn't she take medication or something...?
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| Sentynel | Jul 22 2008, 11:45 PM Post #15 |
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Unfortunately, in the real world (rather than the fantasy world occupied by drug corporations and child psychiatrists), you can't just cure complex mental illnesses by drugging the unfortunate sufferer with some extremely strong, questionably effective, full of side effects medication. At best they may help a bit. At worse, they can make the illness worse. |
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This book will be like a trainwreck. Horrendous, but you can't take your eyes off of it.


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