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Break-Up Letter; Version 2.0
Topic Started: Jun 7 2007, 02:51 AM (2,052 Views)
Luciene
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K, let's make this interesting. I will post one word that the next poster has to use. They will post new word. Please copy and paste the phrase above you, so it's in paragraph form.

Dear Kitty,

Word: Jane
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Ianna
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has

(This is so biased)

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because
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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a marid
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a marid ate his underwear and
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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows.
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm
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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma.

...Nobody else going to post in this thread? Then again, considering the spam in the other one, the lack of lots of activity here is probably a good thing...
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together...

Ianna better post. It was her idea to start over.
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Apollo
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane.

Hello, I wish to register a complaint.
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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party?
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. :)
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Mwamba
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. :)

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the
Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you'd ever dream you see.
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Luciene
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Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

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Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate
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