Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome.

We hope you enjoy your visit to Bartiforums.com

Since 2005 we've been a place for Bart fans to come together and discuss the books, and other things. Jonathan Stroud himself is also a member of our community and you have the chance to talk to him. All you need to do is register an account.

Once registering you'll have the ability to set up an account, and access other areas of the board restricted to members only. Registration is completely free. There are no costs for access to any part of our board.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: (Advanced Login)

Username:   Password:
A challenge.
Topic Started: Mar 12 2007, 01:05 PM (702 Views)
Post
Member Avatar
Higher Spirit
An interesting challenge I was posed on another forums a while back. It goes: Write a fanfic, word limit 10, no abverations or MSN speak. Apparently something called nanofiction. Let's see what what we come up with here.

I'll give you some mercy and raise it to fifteen.

I'll start:

For sale. Baby slippers. Never worn.
Shame of the Super Son
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Post
Member Avatar
Higher Spirit
....Mwamba?
Shame of the Super Son
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Mwamba
Member Avatar
Mite
Why were you calling for me specifically?

Question: Are you continuing it from the poster above you, or do you just write your own? I assume it's the latter, because you'd probably would have said so if that's what you wanted.

Well, whatever.

Mandrake smirked and Jane scowled. Apparently she'd need a better plan than seducing him.
Why is it that the people who tell me to stop goofing around on the internet are always goofing around on the internet at the time? --Christopher Moore
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Post
Member Avatar
Higher Spirit
Forget it, this was doomed from the start.
Shame of the Super Son
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Mwamba
Member Avatar
Mite
Meh.
Why is it that the people who tell me to stop goofing around on the internet are always goofing around on the internet at the time? --Christopher Moore
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
WinterTabby
Member Avatar
Horla
Post
Mar 12 2007, 12:05 PM
For sale. Baby slippers. Never worn.

I swear I've seen that somewhere. They got a bunch of famous sci-fi and fantasy writers to do this.

Bartimaeus pops into the Void. "Who's been eating my porridge?"

edit: by the void, i actually meant the other place. Whoops. Haven't read Barti in a long time and i forgot most of the technical terms.
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Krim
Member Avatar
Djinni
Post stole that from Hemingway with basically a word changed.
Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
pensive-is-not-a-noun
Member Avatar
Mouler
Newbie post!

In fourteen words:
Jane looked at her hair, in his hand. Nathaniel looked at her. “You’re… bald?”

In ten words:
Jane tugged at the hat furiously. Nathaniel cackled. “You’re Bald!”

Princess Bride (the book) reference. :D
"Generally hearts are considered to be instrumental to the functions of the body, so it seems that using it as a weapon would be just as detrimental to yourself as it would be to your enemies.
Of course, perhaps it works differently for those with hearts of stone." -Dansariki
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
Honorius
Member Avatar
Utukku
Jabor rose out of Void. Detonation- Bartimaeus' essence- ripped. Eats him. Arg. Squelch. Help! Grar!

Want an even worse one?

Jabor fires. Barty- he died.
"Give me back my face!" "Look at that sunset. Like blood and melted cheese."
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · Fan Section · Next Topic »