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Book 7
Topic Started: Dec 23 2006, 10:25 PM (15,369 Views)
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Higher Spirit
Trapped in Pycho's wetdream, being forced to amputate yourself to escape. Decent.
Shame of the Super Son
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Hmmm... I see... that falls under the "Make up a really shabby plotline as an excuse to make a gorefest" category
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Sentynel
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Nothing But The Rain

*insert gentle prod back onto topic here*
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Ianna
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Well, I sure hope they have a huge, epic battle at the end.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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I don't think there is anyway they can't. Snape should go good at the end... Mainly because it would make a good ending but also because there is no way Ron can be right.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

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I've got it! Harry kills Voldemort, and they're all set to live happily ever after, then Snape sneaks up and kills Harry!
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Yay! But then Snape lives in the mountains as a hermit, giving advice in metaphores to travlers!
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Higher Spirit
Potter dies in all endings, of course.
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The PHBs will rise up and slay them all.

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Voldemort kills Harry. Snape tries to save Harry, but dies in the attempt. Then, Voldemort being weak, Neville kills him. Then Ginny and Neville get married and Hermione ditches Ron for someone better and Ron runs off to become a hermit in the mountains with Hagrid and Norbert.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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That works too.
Then Hogwarts is scheduled for a rather destructive dimolition.
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Aleya
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Sooo... Did anyone like the DH cover art? I don't really care for the UK version, but the US one is okay.
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Ianna
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I personally love the US cover art.

I find the UK one horrible.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Voldemort will challenge Harry to a Tai Kwon Do battle! :ninja4:

But seriously, Harry will kill Voldy and then fall off a cliff to his demise.
On Destroying Golems:
QUEEZLE: But we have to destroy it. That's our charge.
BARTIMAEUS: Well, destroy it by running away.
QUEEZLE: How?
BARTIMAEUS: Um . . . Make it chase you, then lure it into heavy traffic? Something like that.

-- The Golem's Eye
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Yeah, because after he survives all he goes through to defeat the villian, the hero dies.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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