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Topic Started: Oct 20 2006, 05:35 AM (2,243 Views)
Mwamba
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"Somestimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing."

-From a movie somewhere. So true. :D
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Higher Spirit
"Boo..." - Last words of a dying man (Can't remember his name, Johanson?)
Shame of the Super Son
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AnukSuNamon
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I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

--T-Shirt
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"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here. -Dante, Inferno
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Nothing But The Rain

"Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here."
-Some random computer nerd probably.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
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"The Red Baron is so IMBLA..." - Shot down Allied WW II pilot.
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AnukSuNamon
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Afrit
Grandma: (Looking in fish tank) That one fish is pregnant again.
Me: (Looks up from book) So?
Grandma: H***y little s**t...
Me: What! (Holds back hysterical laughter.)

Ah, that was SO funny.
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"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Utukku
'No man except a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.'
Samuel Johnson, in the 1700s. I found it in Schott's original Miscelany.

Well, I guess that throws out any need to do English GCSE...
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Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
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"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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...Anak is SO putting T shirt qoutes here.

"Hope is the First Step on the road to Disappointment." - 40K, Librarian Isador
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The last one wasn't from a Tshirt, I don't think. My mom's friend made that up. You should've seen what else she wrote. :lol:
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"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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*yay*

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Churchill (As my Textbook says)
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Oct 25 2006, 03:32 AM
"Hope is the First Step on the road to Disappointment." - 40K, Librarian Isador

Heretical traitor that he is, but he has some awesome quotes.

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."
"Knowledge is power. Hide it well."
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"I have nothing to declare, except my genius" Oscar Wilde on arrival in New York customs.
Black Magician Guild | The First Law | Larion Senate
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
--Bill Maher
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"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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