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The Hobbit; Movie?
Topic Started: Aug 30 2006, 06:41 AM (7,059 Views)
Ianna
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Marid
Oh, shut-up.

Light heartedness can be good too. And it has it's grim places.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Higher Spirit
It's not a comedy. The only thing it can hope to be in life is a cartoon.

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Erm, it already is.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Then it's film career has peaked.
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Ianna
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Yeah, you have room to talk.

And who said it was a comedy?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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No one is going make the Hobbit after Return of the King...
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They're making Eragon and the Simpsons.


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Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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They need to make the Battle of Five Armies really gory. And DWARVES!!! BARUK KHAZAD!!! KHAZAD AI-MENU!!!
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Gore is good.

I enjoy movies better when it's more realistic.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Gory! Disfigurement! Severed Limbs! Pychotic elves with force lances!
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And the eagles!

"You belong in Gryffindor,
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Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Ianna
Sep 23 2006, 10:10 PM
Gore is good.

I enjoy movies better when it's more realistic.

Definitely. The battles in Troy were good for exactly that reason. Even LotR looks odd when Aragorn cuts off Lurtz's head and there's no blood at all.
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Yes.

Though one point in Troy made me sick. We he cut the guys throat....

All Troy was really was sexual content and gore.

Ah, well, loved the gore.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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I liked Troy, even though all the Lit teachers at my school were complaining about how it didn't stay true to the Iliad. Haha, typical purists. I found most of Orlando Bloom's lines funny. What a bad actor, that guy.
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He does ok in little roles.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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