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EVIL!
Topic Started: Jul 30 2006, 07:16 AM (28,851 Views)
Fenrir396
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Mouler
I have no clue what is going on now so I'll be on-topic. Although I recognize the books for the crap they are, I still read them =/.
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Athena
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Horla
Um okay let me just say - WHY?
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Fenrir396
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Mouler
Because I find the story interesting and want to know how it ends.
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Dansariki
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i enjoy the stories, just they seem a bit hollow, if you know what i mean. Ill buy the third just to see what happens.
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Athena
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Fenrir396
Apr 28 2007, 12:46 AM
Because I find the story interesting and want to know how it ends.

The story is totally predictable and taken from every other action/adventure/boy bonds with a giant reptile story ever made.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis
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Afrit
Amen to that, Athy.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

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Athena
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There is more if you care to hear it. But it would take less time if you just read the thread...
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis
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In all of it's entirety. All thirty-five pages worth. Yes, Athena can rant for that long.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena
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Horla
Hey I had help from Post.

(I actually have written next to nothing compaired to most of the people who went on this thread. Also due to the fact that I was gone for two months cause my internet was screwy)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Rekhyt2238
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Athena
May 13 2007, 09:18 AM
Hey I had help from Post.

And Krim...
The Mona Lisa:

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Artemis
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Afrit
And me.

At times.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena
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Horla
You were not quite as vocal on the paloni-must-die scale. Half that book is useless garbage. He goes on forever about things that aren't important on a plot that is predictable and boring. Plus I may add does Eragon (shudders when says name) have some kind of problem? Cause he can't seem to go through a battle scene without blacking out.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Rekhyt2238
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Athena
May 13 2007, 07:20 PM
Plus I may add does Eragon (shudders when says name) have some kind of problem? Cause he can't seem to go through a battle scene without blacking out.

I sware we've already had a conversations similar to this...The "Eragons' having allergic reactions to battles'" conversation.
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Perhaps he's dissassociative.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena
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Horla
Perphaps he has problems in the head.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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