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EVIL!
Topic Started: Jul 30 2006, 07:16 AM (28,872 Views)
Artemis
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Afrit
Aw jeez. Sorry, I hit the wrong button.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena
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Horla
I finally get to post! :wave2:

ok aside from the freaky wave smiley's

I am athena, friend of Artemis, who you all know and love (hopefully)

More to the point all Eragon lovers beware because I personally HATE this book and am not afraid to say it. I have already written most of the reason's in a post I made on Arti's user ( see above ) but mostly I cannot believe that people are so into it. I mean it's so unoriginal. But they just gobble it up like mindless little sheep. I mean it's the classic plot line. Look at any other well known adventure and it's exactly the same - only the writing style isn't that good. It is WAY to long. I mean what a waste of trees on absoulute CRAP.

So I will end on that cheery note and you will here a LOT more from me :mouth: :mouth:

(CANADIAN SMILLIE)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Nathaniel
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I think you should have a chat with Post
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Artemis
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I keep telling her that.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Ianna
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Marid
Does Post come on anymore?

I might come on at the wrong times, but I never see him.

On topic:

I also hate them.

Welcome to the site!

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Athena
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Horla
:D

I love being judgemental!

Actually I read some of Post's stuff and he seems like he's got basically the same idea as me. I could go on for another page but cahnces are no one would bother to read it.

I mean come on they are so, so unoriginal!!!! :wacko: Some of the people who read them think they're so great but that's just because they've never read a really well done book in thier life!
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Artemis
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Afrit
Although I might add, that you complain about everything. You go out of your way to complain you enjoy complaining! But that's why you're my friend...


And anyway, Eragon can never get complained about too much. :D
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Athena
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Horla
too true

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Ianna
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Marid
Or they don't pay attention to the writing and plot ripoffs.

Either one.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post
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It's called selective qouting. There have been Reveiws noting the Plot ripoffs and trips into ye olde englishe. But you never hear about them. HE IS THE PRODIGY, THE NEXT TOLKIEN!! HOW CAN HE BE WRONG??!!!1111!!!
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Adele
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Welcome Athena,
Yeah you should talk to Post, or Krim... Wait you should really talk to Skulblaka!
Mwahahahah
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WinterTabby
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People just love to hate Paolini because it seems like he's beaten most people in the Game of Life. He got something for nothing. Um, guess I'm being philosophical?
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Paolini: ALL YOUR BOOK ARE BELONG TO US

Intelligent readers: WHAT YOU SAY?!

Paolini: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR TIME
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Sentynel
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No no, it's "all your book are belong to us". Get your quotes right please.
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Athena
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People like Paloni because they think he's a young author and extremely talented. Young he may be but he's got a long way to go if he want's to be the next Tolkien.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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